Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Sanada Sensei! (サナダせんせい) A Tapeworm's Philosophical Advice Straight from the Butthole!

It wasn't meant to be this formal, but it's been a week since I made the Puri Puri Hakase post and that means that it's time for more anally obsessed Japanese children's cartoons! (Hooray!!)

Yet another animated interlude on the long canceled children's TV show Ugo Ugo Ru-ga (ウゴウゴルーガ), Sanada-sensei is a tapeworm (sanada means tapeworm in Japanese) that comes out of the butthole of our mysterious host to impart profound philosophical insights to all the little Japanese boys and girls.

In this clip Sanada-sensei imparts this profound observation: "You cannot make good choices when you're young and you also can't when you're old. -Pascal." He then zips back in the anus exclaiming effeminately (as if sniffing a flower), "Wonderful!"




Anonymous said...

Gee, I can't understand why this show was cancelled...and why does the guy have a bandage on his butt-cheek?!

Nicholas Rucka said...

Yeah... Apparently the PTA didn't dig the content too much...

As for the mysterious bandage on the cheek, I think it's just covering up some chafing from the repeated removal of the jeans for Sanada Sensei.